Ask Me About My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt
$44.99
Color: White
These Are My Patient Pants T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection
$25.99
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| A sparse, satirical black-white-grey sketch of a compact, square-jawed older fellow delivering his verdict with gloriously limited enthusiasm, paired with the line “THESE ARE MY PATIENT PANTS. LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS.” Deliberately rough, generic, and dryly funny—never portrait-like, never cartoonish. | • Original Patient Pants Designs artwork | • The Curmudgeon Collection | • Large monochrome front print with a clean back | • Black, Charcoal, Dark Heather, and Navy | • Soft unisex Gildan Softstyle® tee | • Sizes S–2XL | • Made to order | Fit: Unisex classic fit. Choose your usual size or size up for a looser silhouette. |
Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.
