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Curmudgeon Collection

Six rough monochrome sketches for sharp minds, short patience, and impeccably timed side-eye.

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T-Shirts

6

Hoodies

6

Crewneck Sweatshirts

6

Mugs

6

Stickers

6

Tote Bags

6

Ask Me About My Patient Pants T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

Ask Me About My Patient Pants T-Shirt

Color: Black

I've Been Patient Long Enough T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

I've Been Patient Long Enough T-Shirt

Color: White

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection T-Shirt

Color: Black

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date T-Shirt

Color: White

These Are My Patient Pants T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

These Are My Patient Pants T-Shirt

Color: Black

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience T-Shirt | Curmudgeon Collection

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience T-Shirt

Color: White

784870-Y46

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Unisex Hoodie

Color: Black

792735-Y45

I've Been Patient Long Enough Unisex Hoodie

Color: White

784874-Y46

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Unisex Hoodie

Color: Black

792741-Y45

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date Unisex Hoodie

Color: White

784877-Y46

These Are My Patient Pants Unisex Hoodie

Color: Black

792751-Y45

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Unisex Hoodie

Color: White

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: Black

I've Been Patient Long Enough Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

I've Been Patient Long Enough Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: White

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: Black

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Crewneck Sweatshirt

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: White

These Are My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

These Are My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: Black

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Crewneck Sweatshirt

Color: White

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Ceramic Mug | Curmudgeon Collection

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Ceramic Mug

I've Been Patient Long Enough Ceramic Mug | Curmudgeon Collection

I've Been Patient Long Enough Ceramic Mug

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Ceramic Mug | Curmudgeon Collection

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Ceramic Mug

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Ceramic Mug

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Ceramic Mug

These Are My Patient Pants Ceramic Mug | Curmudgeon Collection

These Are My Patient Pants Ceramic Mug

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Ceramic Mug | Curmudgeon Collection

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Ceramic Mug

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Kiss-Cut Sticker | Curmudgeon Collection

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Kiss-Cut Sticker

I've Been Patient Long Enough Kiss-Cut Sticker | Curmudgeon Collection

I've Been Patient Long Enough Kiss-Cut Sticker

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Kiss-Cut Sticker | Curmudgeon Collection

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Kiss-Cut Sticker

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Square Sticker

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Square Sticker

These Are My Patient Pants Kiss-Cut Sticker | Curmudgeon Collection

These Are My Patient Pants Kiss-Cut Sticker

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Kiss-Cut Sticker | Curmudgeon Collection

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Kiss-Cut Sticker

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Cotton Canvas Tote | Curmudgeon Collection

Ask Me About My Patient Pants Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Black

I've Been Patient Long Enough Cotton Canvas Tote | Curmudgeon Collection

I've Been Patient Long Enough Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Natural

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Cotton Canvas Tote | Curmudgeon Collection

My Eyebrows Filed an Objection Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Black

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Cotton Canvas Tote

My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Natural

These Are My Patient Pants Cotton Canvas Tote | Curmudgeon Collection

These Are My Patient Pants Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Black

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Cotton Canvas Tote | Curmudgeon Collection

You Confused My Wisdom for Patience Cotton Canvas Tote

Color: Natural