Lost & Found Department — Blue Flame Crewneck Sweatshirt | Patient Pants Humor
$44.99
Color: White
My Patience Is Past Its Expiration Date — Crewneck Sweatshirt
$44.99
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A spare black-and-white sketch of a deeply unimpressed curmudgeon, paired with the line “My patience is past its expiration date.” The large centered front print keeps the humor dry, legible, and unmistakably grown-up.
• Unisex classic fit
• Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Tear-away label
• Black and dark-heather garment options chosen for print contrast
• Made to order
Care: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
