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Ask Me About My Patient Pants Crewneck Sweatshirt | Curmudgeon Collection

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Artwork © 2026 Patient Pants Designs. All rights reserved. Copyright details

A sparse, satirical black-white-grey sketch of a grumpy elder whose skeptical glance makes the warning entirely believable, paired with the line “ASK ME ABOUT MY PATIENT PANTS.

• Original Patient Pants Designs artwork

• Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt in Black and Dark Heather

• Part of The Curmudgeon Collection

• Made to order

Care: Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print.

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